Get back to where you belong!

The internet's a scary place. Isn't it? Why do so many seemingly intellegent companies and families rely on technical wizardry and magic to hold all their prized data and memories only to have it lost inin a horrific crash of servers somewhere in the heavenly clouds. We all know those clouds can't hold all the data. Why else would it rain so much? And sometimes lightning strikes on these data centers and all your precious memories are up in flames lost forever. Still scared? Well YOU SHOULD BE! Enter "Interback Technologies" (aka the money making entity that will scare up millions). The idea behind Interback Technologies will be that there will be a microfiche backup of every peice of data that a company or family wants. There are no clouds here. All the microfiches will be publicly available for purusal at your local library. It's so easy. Simply send as many magnetic data tapes as you want and our laborers will work through the night to get the data convereted to microfiche and will drop it off in the night drop at the local library. From there the librarian will file the microfiche and it will be available for viewing the next day. If you want to make millions simply copying data use this idea. This attractive logo is also included. Cmon.