Brass Master

One of the greatest things in life is preserving time. Have you ever wanted to preserve something you loved? I bet you have. Well the thing is a long while back old people (back then young) would take kids shoes and dunk them in a vat of molten bronze in order to think back to their memories about there beloved kids and how small they’re shoes were. Now with the magic of spray cans you can bring this old longstanding everlasting tradition to your household with a product called…”I Can’t Believe It’s Not Brass, Spray”.

This handy spray comes in a spray can (similar to those that contain Rustoleum, Raid and AquaNet). It can be sprayed on virtual any physical object. It will then be encased in a preservative free, lithium proof coating that is guaranteed to last a lifetime.

The chemical recipe for this invention is currently being developed in a laboratory. I Can't Believe It's Not Brass, Spray will be sure to become an American Tradition and will spray some much needed dollars into your pocket. This is a free business idea. Don't delay.

Hot Dog Equal Hamburg

How many times have you been at a picnic or bbq only to find out they are out of burgers, but "hey we've got plenty of dogs". Yeah. No thanks. Picnic goers accrossed this great land will never have to go hungry again. Introducing one of the great advancements in Barbeque technology that we have seen this decade.

This one will also keep the vegetarians and vegans happy since there will not be so much meat waste after a large scale picnic where everyone is eating a lot of picnic meats. If your store stocked this simple contraption on it’s shelve, they would be flying out of there like pigs at a picnic. Also included in this idea package is a full color add and illustration. See above. Don’t let your customers get stuck with all those leftovers, let them stick you with their left over cash. You will smell like a million bucks.

Note: Also kind of works with Veggie Dogs.