Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Do you have a COMPLEX?


One way to get all the money possible out of the pockets of families, teenagers and bored people and into your pockets is to provide them with a multi-media multiplex suited for today's entertainment needs. That is where FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT enters the mix. This is not your mother's entertainment complex. As soon as a person walks into the doors of a FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multiplex they are met with a barrage of video, laser works, audio recordings and live actors. Bringing you the finest available in movies, video, live action, infotainment and live audience infomercial tapings. Your family will get caught up in hectic, heart pounding games like e-lazer-Lasso-tag, paint-gunz and Grandpa's Frontier Adventure. They will forget time exists as they blow off steam in our 15+ game state of the art arcade. As the families leave the compound they are routed through a hallway that leads directly into a gift shop with trinkets and doo-dads that their children will want to buy so bad. This logo is a positive way to get this idea off the ground. Fanchise opportunities are available at your local FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multi-media complex.


Monday, May 23, 2011

I.R.L. (IDENTIFIED RESOURCE LANGUAGE)


One of the greatest things about technology and computer programming is the possibility to take the world into your own hands and make it into whatever you want. Here is a logo for a new programming language called Identified Resource Language. It is a language of unmarked precendence that contains all the elegance and simplicity that today's cutting edge programmers are yearning for. Web designers can use it too and make feature rich web content or apps for iphones. The advantage of using I.R.L. is through its ability to self adapt and create new pathways to the next killer app. Before you know it you will be signing checks the way they did it in the nineties prior to the stock market crash in 1998. The best thing about I.R.L. (Identified Resource Language) is that it is open source so you will be able to download it from most programming related sites FOR FREE! "Free?" you ask. Well the money will be coming to you by copywirtting the logo and merchandise. These items will fetch anywhere from 15 to 45 dollars a pop. So basically you get the best of both worlds.


Too Much Information (TMI)


One booming sector of the economy is happening online. Here is a way to turn a profit simply and effectively. In these times of information overload families, seniors and children need a resource that they can turn to again and again. The leather bound first editions will be a welcome addition to your growing collection of books pertaining to the field of technology research. These ten or so volumes contain a listing and description of all the web sites, games and message boards that are on line. Some of the sites referenced in these volumes include google.com, iwon.com, cnn.com and memorex.com. Now there will be no need to reference the Internet from a computer, you can do it from the comfort of your easy chair, at the kitchen table or lounging in the back yard. The back of the book does not contain an index but rather a U.R.L. (Univeral Resource Locator) to a hypertext rich page. The page includes hyper-links to all the websites contained in the set. It is easily searchable by holding down control and F (for find) on your keyboard. You can bet on schools, families and seniors shelling out their hard earned cash for this attractive set.


Friday, May 20, 2011

Eat in public


Have you ever been in the situation where you are out eating at a nice place only to look up to find that other people are able to look at you? Well the answer is here, in these plans for a Dine Privy. It is a screen placed in front of your table that allows you to eat with out seeing other people and most importantly so they don't see you. Except for the waiter, busboy and hostess. And maybe the people on the sides might see you, but you could modify the plans. These screens offer unprecidented privacy for living in a time where our privacy is at stake. This keeps identity theft very low at your table, when you are behind it. The curtain is made out of recycle renewable green materials so there is not a need to worry about future generations. Dining like this is very addictive, you will be impressed. These are free plans to inventors and investors. Watch the cash flow in and your pockets bulge.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Race to the finish

Here is a conceptual logo for use on shirts, hats, jackets and CD covers for stuff that people obtain after they finish a team building race. Times at work can be tough, if you can trust your team members that you are half way there. Cross the finish line with confidence that you are not a team of one and there is no eye in team. The logo will represent life's journey's through thick and thin. That extra pep in your step as you force your way through the finish line will be enhanced by the dream of cool merchandise with this logo. The CD's cost money but are filled with tunes that include covers by top named recording artists that are internationally recognized as leaders of their craft. In other words it will knock you socks off, so tie your sneakers up tight. Using this logo is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Feel free to say you found it here.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

tell me a story

Here is a fun filled concept for a mini series of children's television programming. In a time when public funding for the arts is an all time low, people need a children's program to help get their children more involved. This public television series follows the simple life of Uncle Quigley and his antics related to telling childrens stories at nightime. Most parents will love the idea of putting this on a T.V. in their child's rooms as they fall asleep. As Uncle Quigley unleashes the follies and foibles of bunnies, cows and cute robots he whittles away the previous notions of conventional children's programming. He is a delight and is a sure bet for a merchandising CASH COW.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Safety First


Did you ever get the feeling of being unsafe? If so you might understand the need for trust in these troubling times in modern society. With a strong background in forensics this company could pioneer the fast moving industry standard. File security will give you piece of mind as well as line your pockets with hard earned cash. Families trust each other why shouldn't society? If everyone is waiting for the next big thing to put all their eggs into they will be trusted and safe with Fortress Security.


Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Laugh Party


Want an instant hit that is guaranteed to bring smiles to all that come to contact with it? This is a sign for a comedy cafe that you can open in any neighborhood. You will have to close the doors down early every night because all the tickets will sold out nightly. Everyone is in tears R.O.T.F.L. (rolling on the floor laughing :)) from the side splittin humor and comedy action inside. They also have really great coffee and a good portion of your audience will be impressed. Get ready to make cash hand over fist. People are willing to shell out a lot of cash for laughter, which also happens to be the best medicine. Feel free to L.O.L. (laugh out loud) when all the comedians get on stage.


Monday, May 2, 2011

Future of Community


Here is a thought provoking ready made example of a logo for the Wave Consumer Technology Group. CTG's are sure to be the next big thing in innovative green ideas for the future. With introduction of a CTG in your community you will make an immediate impact on the community at large as you begin to transform the comunities collective conciousness. Untold riches await as people invest their donations and contribute their volunteer efforts, to both an improved community at large and increased property values. In these times of high oil prices and low to flat home sales people need a place to turn. WAVE CTG is a guiding force within the community.


Spooky Food


Just in time for halloween. Here is a holiday smash hit that will sell millions of priced to move units. The ever popular zombie genre has been a smash hit with teenagers in todays popular movies. Zombies can do a variety of things in the movies that are popular with todays youth. And they love potatoe chips of many different varieties. One way to get kids eating more chips is to make them think that their favorite moster movie characters are in on the action. These ghoultastic treats will be popular with children and adults too as they settle in together to watch more zombie movies, they will be hungry for.... "MORE CHIPS". This graphic is bag ready and can be slapped on the bag fresh off the factory production line. Feel free to say you found it here.