Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Clothes Division


Go ahead and just think about technology. How far we have come in the information age and in this new millenium? It's so crazy how wide the technology gap is! There can actually be a clothing store that helps bridge the divide. Enter the TECH GAP. You walk in there is a mature side and a youthful side to the store. The middle of the store is a collection of cafe tables where shoppers of both ages on either side can go to talk about technology. Some of the latest fashions can be obtained for older and newer people. Dungarees can be bought on the old side and skinny jeans on the new side. Information overload can be overwhelming in today's technological climate, most old people over 35 need help from the younger generation to help them navigate these treacherous waters. The good part is all of their money is green. You will make boatloads. The TECH GAP takes payment in cash, check, revolving credit and iphone format.

Monday, June 20, 2011

High Class Delivered


Did you ever think to yourself how much money can be made from takeout sales if the people ordering were upper class? A lot of those people order things like fish and baby greens and delicate vinegrettes. Sometimes you just want to greasy food delivered by a drunk guy. But if you want to impress your friends and family that does not know you, make your should order take-in. Yeah. That's right. Take-IN! It is easy to use and easy to make money with it. Some upper class food lover wants gets hungry. He wants to eat some caviar and some duck eggs. He could order from some pizza place but what would the nieghbors think. So he finds out about the Black Tie Take In from the yellow pages. Not oly will they have caviar and duck eggs, they will verify that he will answer the door in a black tie formal attire and have the proper flatware to eat it with. This guys will like this status that he gets from his delivery. He will order thousands of dollars of Take-In for his next dinnier party. It works by just texting a picture of yourself wearing the proper attire and holding the proper untensils and then you need to answer the door with the same stuff. I know you can smell a whale. Take advantage of rich muckity mucks and let them give you money. Use this idea now.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Dry Meat


The authorities on beef jerky remain to this day in the southwestern deserts of America. This great nation was built on the hard work that men and women alike put forth to bring dinner to the table, during tough times fresh meat was not always an option. Once again this great nation is faced with scandal, warfare, recession, unemployment, pollution and double crossings. That is where you will be able to stock Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky in your store with pride. Large posters of his face can be set up at the front of your store to welcome and entice people to buy more and more beef jerky. It comes in 17 different varieties. Children and women like to eat this too, in modern times this is no longer just a cowboy snack. In accordance with new federal regulations about eating healthy and living green all Uncle Quigley's Beef will be sourced from grass raised pasture cows that did not know they would end up as a snack. These cows are comfortable in their barns before they are killed, giving your customers peace of mind. Most of the money that is made from Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky will be yours to use at your discretion. This is the chance of a lifetime. Do not delay. Use this idea to make money today.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Stand and Sing




Here is a concept for a no brainer money maker that involves entertainment. Have you ever found yourself having so much fun at the bar during Kareoke night that you just don't want to leave for a minute or even to go to use the restroom? Now gentlemen (and soon fine ladies) will be comforted in the fact that Kareoke action can continue at the urinal. Just enter your four digit Karioke code onto the side and the mic will turn on. Then you can add quarters to choose up to 3 songs. People may find themselves visiting the urinal more than a few times in a single night. That translates into dollars to your bottom line. Any bar without this machine has lost their mind. Most of the songs on these machines are top 40 hits from the last 50 - 70 years. Kids love to listen to their parents sing too. Now the bar can make money off kids too. Which equates to even more wealth for bar owners across the nation.