Landscrapers!

Ever wake up to the grating noise of a hedgeclipper only to look outside to see some landscapers working on the neighbor's yard? Well you will LOL at Landscrapers! The movie critics are calling "The hardest working comedy in town" is taking the nation by storm. Starring the members of the fun-metal band Mucky Pup Landscrapers! follows the antics of a rag tag bunch that work for the Wilson Phillip Lawn and Garden Maintenance. These guys really get into a lot of trouble, do a LOT of funny things and sometimes take drugs and alcohol. The poster art shown below is some of the most eye catching for a landscaping movie in modern times. Want lines around the block in your neighborhood multi-plex? Record breaking box office franchise opportunities? House filled matinees? Children reciting dialog? Invest now this is an instant hit, this idea will get you off the ground and running.

I'm A Bird Watcher!

Ever think about the amount of shows about birds on network TV. Here is an idea to pitch to the excutives and big wigs at CBS...Uncle Quigley: Birdmaster. Much of this family friendly documentary style nature show will revolve around the zany goings ons of Uncle Quigley and his large bird named Chicken Crow. There are close up shots of Chicken Crow decapitating mice and swooping down to snatch berries. Once in a while Uncle Quigley will fly into town on Chicken Crow's back as they go into town to make collect calls on a payphone mostly to settle bills and contact loved ones. The great thing about family programming is the ability to warm peoples heart and loosen their grip on their hard earned cash. There is a full line of T-Shirts, Mouse Pads, and Calendars available at the website. This is a sure rocket to the top of the ratings pile. Get creative now.

Watch me Watch you

With skyrocketing crime rates on the rise and fear at every corner you never know where to turn to keep your family and belongings safe. One new idea for a great startup and killer social app is right in front of you. Enter The Sanjay Social Crime Watch. Voyeurs are an untapped resource in this country and accross the world. It's so easy: 1. Set up a web cam to watch your house 2. Submit the URL to Sanjay Social Crime Watch 3. Allow the members of the Sanjay Social Crime watch to monitor the status of your home and family members. For every tip for a member of the crime watch that leads to the arrest of a rappist, murderer, extortionist, mobster, peeping tom or burgalur a point is awarded. The points can be cashed in for prizes such as a coffee mug, dinner at Chilis, keychain. This is the best way to make money off of fear and sloth. Don't mistake this idea for some sort of scam. Act today.

Clothes Division

Go ahead and just think about technology. How far we have come in the information age and in this new millenium? It's so crazy how wide the technology gap is! There can actually be a clothing store that helps bridge the divide. Enter the TECH GAP. You walk in there is a mature side and a youthful side to the store. The middle of the store is a collection of cafe tables where shoppers of both ages on either side can go to talk about technology. Some of the latest fashions can be obtained for older and newer people. Dungarees can be bought on the old side and skinny jeans on the new side. Information overload can be overwhelming in today's technological climate, most old people over 35 need help from the younger generation to help them navigate these treacherous waters. The good part is all of their money is green. You will make boatloads. The TECH GAP takes payment in cash, check, revolving credit and iphone format.

High Class Delivered

Did you ever think to yourself how much money can be made from takeout sales if the people ordering were upper class? A lot of those people order things like fish and baby greens and delicate vinegrettes. Sometimes you just want to greasy food delivered by a drunk guy. But if you want to impress your friends and family that does not know you, make your should order take-in. Yeah. That's right. Take-IN! It is easy to use and easy to make money with it. Some upper class food lover wants gets hungry. He wants to eat some caviar and some duck eggs. He could order from some pizza place but what would the nieghbors think. So he finds out about the Black Tie Take In from the yellow pages. Not oly will they have caviar and duck eggs, they will verify that he will answer the door in a black tie formal attire and have the proper flatware to eat it with. This guys will like this status that he gets from his delivery. He will order thousands of dollars of Take-In for his next dinnier party. It works by just texting a picture of yourself wearing the proper attire and holding the proper untensils and then you need to answer the door with the same stuff. I know you can smell a whale. Take advantage of rich muckity mucks and let them give you money. Use this idea now.

Dry Meat

The authorities on beef jerky remain to this day in the southwestern deserts of America. This great nation was built on the hard work that men and women alike put forth to bring dinner to the table, during tough times fresh meat was not always an option. Once again this great nation is faced with scandal, warfare, recession, unemployment, pollution and double crossings. That is where you will be able to stock Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky in your store with pride. Large posters of his face can be set up at the front of your store to welcome and entice people to buy more and more beef jerky. It comes in 17 different varieties. Children and women like to eat this too, in modern times this is no longer just a cowboy snack. In accordance with new federal regulations about eating healthy and living green all Uncle Quigley's Beef will be sourced from grass raised pasture cows that did not know they would end up as a snack. These cows are comfortable in their barns before they are killed, giving your customers peace of mind. Most of the money that is made from Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky will be yours to use at your discretion. This is the chance of a lifetime. Do not delay. Use this idea to make money today.

Stand and Sing

Here is a concept for a no brainer money maker that involves entertainment. Have you ever found yourself having so much fun at the bar during Kareoke night that you just don't want to leave for a minute or even to go to use the restroom? Now gentlemen (and soon fine ladies) will be comforted in the fact that Kareoke action can continue at the urinal. Just enter your four digit Karioke code onto the side and the mic will turn on. Then you can add quarters to choose up to 3 songs. People may find themselves visiting the urinal more than a few times in a single night. That translates into dollars to your bottom line. Any bar without this machine has lost their mind. Most of the songs on these machines are top 40 hits from the last 50 - 70 years. Kids love to listen to their parents sing too. Now the bar can make money off kids too. Which equates to even more wealth for bar owners across the nation.

Do you have a COMPLEX?

One way to get all the money possible out of the pockets of families, teenagers and bored people and into your pockets is to provide them with a multi-media multiplex suited for today's entertainment needs. That is where FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT enters the mix. This is not your mother's entertainment complex. As soon as a person walks into the doors of a FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multiplex they are met with a barrage of video, laser works, audio recordings and live actors. Bringing you the finest available in movies, video, live action, infotainment and live audience infomercial tapings. Your family will get caught up in hectic, heart pounding games like e-lazer-Lasso-tag, paint-gunz and Grandpa's Frontier Adventure. They will forget time exists as they blow off steam in our 15+ game state of the art arcade. As the families leave the compound they are routed through a hallway that leads directly into a gift shop with trinkets and doo-dads that their children will want to buy so bad. This logo is a positive way to get this idea off the ground. Fanchise opportunities are available at your local FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multi-media complex.

I.R.L. (IDENTIFIED RESOURCE LANGUAGE)

One of the greatest things about technology and computer programming is the possibility to take the world into your own hands and make it into whatever you want. Here is a logo for a new programming language called Identified Resource Language. It is a language of unmarked precendence that contains all the elegance and simplicity that today's cutting edge programmers are yearning for. Web designers can use it too and make feature rich web content or apps for iphones. The advantage of using I.R.L. is through its ability to self adapt and create new pathways to the next killer app. Before you know it you will be signing checks the way they did it in the nineties prior to the stock market crash in 1998. The best thing about I.R.L. (Identified Resource Language) is that it is open source so you will be able to download it from most programming related sites FOR FREE! "Free?" you ask. Well the money will be coming to you by copywirtting the logo and merchandise. These items will fetch anywhere from 15 to 45 dollars a pop. So basically you get the best of both worlds.

Too Much Information (TMI)

One booming sector of the economy is happening online. Here is a way to turn a profit simply and effectively. In these times of information overload families, seniors and children need a resource that they can turn to again and again. The leather bound first editions will be a welcome addition to your growing collection of books pertaining to the field of technology research. These ten or so volumes contain a listing and description of all the web sites, games and message boards that are on line. Some of the sites referenced in these volumes include google.com, iwon.com, cnn.com and memorex.com. Now there will be no need to reference the Internet from a computer, you can do it from the comfort of your easy chair, at the kitchen table or lounging in the back yard. The back of the book does not contain an index but rather a U.R.L. (Univeral Resource Locator) to a hypertext rich page. The page includes hyper-links to all the websites contained in the set. It is easily searchable by holding down control and F (for find) on your keyboard. You can bet on schools, families and seniors shelling out their hard earned cash for this attractive set.

Eat in public

Have you ever been in the situation where you are out eating at a nice place only to look up to find that other people are able to look at you? Well the answer is here, in these plans for a Dine Privy. It is a screen placed in front of your table that allows you to eat with out seeing other people and most importantly so they don't see you. Except for the waiter, busboy and hostess. And maybe the people on the sides might see you, but you could modify the plans. These screens offer unprecidented privacy for living in a time where our privacy is at stake. This keeps identity theft very low at your table, when you are behind it. The curtain is made out of recycle renewable green materials so there is not a need to worry about future generations. Dining like this is very addictive, you will be impressed. These are free plans to inventors and investors. Watch the cash flow in and your pockets bulge.

Race to the finish

Here is a conceptual logo for use on shirts, hats, jackets and CD covers for stuff that people obtain after they finish a team building race. Times at work can be tough, if you can trust your team members that you are half way there. Cross the finish line with confidence that you are not a team of one and there is no eye in team. The logo will represent life's journey's through thick and thin. That extra pep in your step as you force your way through the finish line will be enhanced by the dream of cool merchandise with this logo. The CD's cost money but are filled with tunes that include covers by top named recording artists that are internationally recognized as leaders of their craft. In other words it will knock you socks off, so tie your sneakers up tight. Using this logo is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Feel free to say you found it here.

tell me a story

Here is a fun filled concept for a mini series of children's television programming. In a time when public funding for the arts is an all time low, people need a children's program to help get their children more involved. This public television series follows the simple life of Uncle Quigley and his antics related to telling childrens stories at nightime. Most parents will love the idea of putting this on a T.V. in their child's rooms as they fall asleep. As Uncle Quigley unleashes the follies and foibles of bunnies, cows and cute robots he whittles away the previous notions of conventional children's programming. He is a delight and is a sure bet for a merchandising CASH COW.

Safety First

Did you ever get the feeling of being unsafe? If so you might understand the need for trust in these troubling times in modern society. With a strong background in forensics this company could pioneer the fast moving industry standard. File security will give you piece of mind as well as line your pockets with hard earned cash. Families trust each other why shouldn't society? If everyone is waiting for the next big thing to put all their eggs into they will be trusted and safe with Fortress Security.

Laugh Party

Want an instant hit that is guaranteed to bring smiles to all that come to contact with it? This is a sign for a comedy cafe that you can open in any neighborhood. You will have to close the doors down early every night because all the tickets will sold out nightly. Everyone is in tears R.O.T.F.L. (rolling on the floor laughing :)) from the side splittin humor and comedy action inside. They also have really great coffee and a good portion of your audience will be impressed. Get ready to make cash hand over fist. People are willing to shell out a lot of cash for laughter, which also happens to be the best medicine. Feel free to L.O.L. (laugh out loud) when all the comedians get on stage.

Future of Community

Here is a thought provoking ready made example of a logo for the Wave Consumer Technology Group. CTG's are sure to be the next big thing in innovative green ideas for the future. With introduction of a CTG in your community you will make an immediate impact on the community at large as you begin to transform the comunities collective conciousness. Untold riches await as people invest their donations and contribute their volunteer efforts, to both an improved community at large and increased property values. In these times of high oil prices and low to flat home sales people need a place to turn. WAVE CTG is a guiding force within the community.

Spooky Food

Just in time for halloween. Here is a holiday smash hit that will sell millions of priced to move units. The ever popular zombie genre has been a smash hit with teenagers in todays popular movies. Zombies can do a variety of things in the movies that are popular with todays youth. And they love potatoe chips of many different varieties. One way to get kids eating more chips is to make them think that their favorite moster movie characters are in on the action. These ghoultastic treats will be popular with children and adults too as they settle in together to watch more zombie movies, they will be hungry for.... "MORE CHIPS". This graphic is bag ready and can be slapped on the bag fresh off the factory production line. Feel free to say you found it here.

Need a Map??

Here is a surefire cover for a progessive 200 page book about the diffent technologies our workd faces today. Living in the present times sometimes feels like you need a guidebook. With writing this book you are sure to be on one of the best selling lists of all time. Inspired writing will project your voice and make it heard by thousands of people waiting to receive word in todays global economy.

Safety First

A cutting edge logo for a top of the line anti-virus computing software. If you ever had you computer invaded with software piracy, get the protection you deserve. If you like shopping online while behind a security firewall this could be your chance to start up a real company. With a name you can trust like Robo Security your family will be able to trust the computing power is in the hands of those that care.

Eggman Cometh

Here is yet another good concept sketch for another family dining experience that could be franchised to many different small towns and large towns all across this nation. Who knows maybe if you are hungry enough for worldwide success you can open a few of them overseas. The eggs that are served here would obviously be hot.

Here FIDO

Here is a very successful idea concerning pet food. This successful product incorporates the regal imagery of a cat in a suit and some dark mountains. This product is mostly a success due to the fact that it is a treat for dogs. The eye catching script/handwritten font will be sure to set this product apart from all the others on the shelf at the store that sells these. But the most successful thing about this is in the health for the dog. They snap em right up out of your hands and come beeggin for more.

FAST food

Here is a concept logo for a successful chain of vegetarian cheeseburger restruants. The concept is simple. Five guys own it and they are all healthy vegetarians. Live healthy and green.

Pop This In Your Mouth

Here is a prototype for a potential logo taken from a bag of organic children's snack food. This makes the snack real fun. And it promotes healthy lifestyles and elevates a green lifestyle. Plus it's organic.

Tech Time Logo

Here is a new logo suitable for a technical trade journal.