Watch me Watch you

With skyrocketing crime rates on the rise and fear at every corner you never know where to turn to keep your family and belongings safe. One new idea for a great startup and killer social app is right in front of you. Enter The Sanjay Social Crime Watch. Voyeurs are an untapped resource in this country and accross the world. It's so easy: 1. Set up a web cam to watch your house 2. Submit the URL to Sanjay Social Crime Watch 3. Allow the members of the Sanjay Social Crime watch to monitor the status of your home and family members. For every tip for a member of the crime watch that leads to the arrest of a rappist, murderer, extortionist, mobster, peeping tom or burgalur a point is awarded. The points can be cashed in for prizes such as a coffee mug, dinner at Chilis, keychain. This is the best way to make money off of fear and sloth. Don't mistake this idea for some sort of scam. Act today.

Clothes Division

Go ahead and just think about technology. How far we have come in the information age and in this new millenium? It's so crazy how wide the technology gap is! There can actually be a clothing store that helps bridge the divide. Enter the TECH GAP. You walk in there is a mature side and a youthful side to the store. The middle of the store is a collection of cafe tables where shoppers of both ages on either side can go to talk about technology. Some of the latest fashions can be obtained for older and newer people. Dungarees can be bought on the old side and skinny jeans on the new side. Information overload can be overwhelming in today's technological climate, most old people over 35 need help from the younger generation to help them navigate these treacherous waters. The good part is all of their money is green. You will make boatloads. The TECH GAP takes payment in cash, check, revolving credit and iphone format.

High Class Delivered

Did you ever think to yourself how much money can be made from takeout sales if the people ordering were upper class? A lot of those people order things like fish and baby greens and delicate vinegrettes. Sometimes you just want to greasy food delivered by a drunk guy. But if you want to impress your friends and family that does not know you, make your should order take-in. Yeah. That's right. Take-IN! It is easy to use and easy to make money with it. Some upper class food lover wants gets hungry. He wants to eat some caviar and some duck eggs. He could order from some pizza place but what would the nieghbors think. So he finds out about the Black Tie Take In from the yellow pages. Not oly will they have caviar and duck eggs, they will verify that he will answer the door in a black tie formal attire and have the proper flatware to eat it with. This guys will like this status that he gets from his delivery. He will order thousands of dollars of Take-In for his next dinnier party. It works by just texting a picture of yourself wearing the proper attire and holding the proper untensils and then you need to answer the door with the same stuff. I know you can smell a whale. Take advantage of rich muckity mucks and let them give you money. Use this idea now.

Dry Meat

The authorities on beef jerky remain to this day in the southwestern deserts of America. This great nation was built on the hard work that men and women alike put forth to bring dinner to the table, during tough times fresh meat was not always an option. Once again this great nation is faced with scandal, warfare, recession, unemployment, pollution and double crossings. That is where you will be able to stock Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky in your store with pride. Large posters of his face can be set up at the front of your store to welcome and entice people to buy more and more beef jerky. It comes in 17 different varieties. Children and women like to eat this too, in modern times this is no longer just a cowboy snack. In accordance with new federal regulations about eating healthy and living green all Uncle Quigley's Beef will be sourced from grass raised pasture cows that did not know they would end up as a snack. These cows are comfortable in their barns before they are killed, giving your customers peace of mind. Most of the money that is made from Uncle Quigley's Beef Jerky will be yours to use at your discretion. This is the chance of a lifetime. Do not delay. Use this idea to make money today.

Stand and Sing

Here is a concept for a no brainer money maker that involves entertainment. Have you ever found yourself having so much fun at the bar during Kareoke night that you just don't want to leave for a minute or even to go to use the restroom? Now gentlemen (and soon fine ladies) will be comforted in the fact that Kareoke action can continue at the urinal. Just enter your four digit Karioke code onto the side and the mic will turn on. Then you can add quarters to choose up to 3 songs. People may find themselves visiting the urinal more than a few times in a single night. That translates into dollars to your bottom line. Any bar without this machine has lost their mind. Most of the songs on these machines are top 40 hits from the last 50 - 70 years. Kids love to listen to their parents sing too. Now the bar can make money off kids too. Which equates to even more wealth for bar owners across the nation.

Do you have a COMPLEX?

One way to get all the money possible out of the pockets of families, teenagers and bored people and into your pockets is to provide them with a multi-media multiplex suited for today's entertainment needs. That is where FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT enters the mix. This is not your mother's entertainment complex. As soon as a person walks into the doors of a FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multiplex they are met with a barrage of video, laser works, audio recordings and live actors. Bringing you the finest available in movies, video, live action, infotainment and live audience infomercial tapings. Your family will get caught up in hectic, heart pounding games like e-lazer-Lasso-tag, paint-gunz and Grandpa's Frontier Adventure. They will forget time exists as they blow off steam in our 15+ game state of the art arcade. As the families leave the compound they are routed through a hallway that leads directly into a gift shop with trinkets and doo-dads that their children will want to buy so bad. This logo is a positive way to get this idea off the ground. Fanchise opportunities are available at your local FUN SQUARE ENTERTAINMENT multi-media complex.

I.R.L. (IDENTIFIED RESOURCE LANGUAGE)

One of the greatest things about technology and computer programming is the possibility to take the world into your own hands and make it into whatever you want. Here is a logo for a new programming language called Identified Resource Language. It is a language of unmarked precendence that contains all the elegance and simplicity that today's cutting edge programmers are yearning for. Web designers can use it too and make feature rich web content or apps for iphones. The advantage of using I.R.L. is through its ability to self adapt and create new pathways to the next killer app. Before you know it you will be signing checks the way they did it in the nineties prior to the stock market crash in 1998. The best thing about I.R.L. (Identified Resource Language) is that it is open source so you will be able to download it from most programming related sites FOR FREE! "Free?" you ask. Well the money will be coming to you by copywirtting the logo and merchandise. These items will fetch anywhere from 15 to 45 dollars a pop. So basically you get the best of both worlds.