Brass Master

One of the greatest things in life is preserving time. Have you ever wanted to preserve something you loved? I bet you have. Well the thing is a long while back old people (back then young) would take kids shoes and dunk them in a vat of molten bronze in order to think back to their memories about there beloved kids and how small they’re shoes were. Now with the magic of spray cans you can bring this old longstanding everlasting tradition to your household with a product called…”I Can’t Believe It’s Not Brass, Spray”.

This handy spray comes in a spray can (similar to those that contain Rustoleum, Raid and AquaNet). It can be sprayed on virtual any physical object. It will then be encased in a preservative free, lithium proof coating that is guaranteed to last a lifetime.

The chemical recipe for this invention is currently being developed in a laboratory. I Can't Believe It's Not Brass, Spray will be sure to become an American Tradition and will spray some much needed dollars into your pocket. This is a free business idea. Don't delay.

Hot Dog Equal Hamburg

How many times have you been at a picnic or bbq only to find out they are out of burgers, but "hey we've got plenty of dogs". Yeah. No thanks. Picnic goers accrossed this great land will never have to go hungry again. Introducing one of the great advancements in Barbeque technology that we have seen this decade.

This one will also keep the vegetarians and vegans happy since there will not be so much meat waste after a large scale picnic where everyone is eating a lot of picnic meats. If your store stocked this simple contraption on it’s shelve, they would be flying out of there like pigs at a picnic. Also included in this idea package is a full color add and illustration. See above. Don’t let your customers get stuck with all those leftovers, let them stick you with their left over cash. You will smell like a million bucks.

Note: Also kind of works with Veggie Dogs.

Get back to where you belong!

The internet's a scary place. Isn't it? Why do so many seemingly intellegent companies and families rely on technical wizardry and magic to hold all their prized data and memories only to have it lost inin a horrific crash of servers somewhere in the heavenly clouds. We all know those clouds can't hold all the data. Why else would it rain so much? And sometimes lightning strikes on these data centers and all your precious memories are up in flames lost forever. Still scared? Well YOU SHOULD BE! Enter "Interback Technologies" (aka the money making entity that will scare up millions). The idea behind Interback Technologies will be that there will be a microfiche backup of every peice of data that a company or family wants. There are no clouds here. All the microfiches will be publicly available for purusal at your local library. It's so easy. Simply send as many magnetic data tapes as you want and our laborers will work through the night to get the data convereted to microfiche and will drop it off in the night drop at the local library. From there the librarian will file the microfiche and it will be available for viewing the next day. If you want to make millions simply copying data use this idea. This attractive logo is also included. Cmon.

Landscrapers!

Ever wake up to the grating noise of a hedgeclipper only to look outside to see some landscapers working on the neighbor's yard? Well you will LOL at Landscrapers! The movie critics are calling "The hardest working comedy in town" is taking the nation by storm. Starring the members of the fun-metal band Mucky Pup Landscrapers! follows the antics of a rag tag bunch that work for the Wilson Phillip Lawn and Garden Maintenance. These guys really get into a lot of trouble, do a LOT of funny things and sometimes take drugs and alcohol. The poster art shown below is some of the most eye catching for a landscaping movie in modern times. Want lines around the block in your neighborhood multi-plex? Record breaking box office franchise opportunities? House filled matinees? Children reciting dialog? Invest now this is an instant hit, this idea will get you off the ground and running.

I'm A Bird Watcher!

Ever think about the amount of shows about birds on network TV. Here is an idea to pitch to the excutives and big wigs at CBS...Uncle Quigley: Birdmaster. Much of this family friendly documentary style nature show will revolve around the zany goings ons of Uncle Quigley and his large bird named Chicken Crow. There are close up shots of Chicken Crow decapitating mice and swooping down to snatch berries. Once in a while Uncle Quigley will fly into town on Chicken Crow's back as they go into town to make collect calls on a payphone mostly to settle bills and contact loved ones. The great thing about family programming is the ability to warm peoples heart and loosen their grip on their hard earned cash. There is a full line of T-Shirts, Mouse Pads, and Calendars available at the website. This is a sure rocket to the top of the ratings pile. Get creative now.

Watch me Watch you

With skyrocketing crime rates on the rise and fear at every corner you never know where to turn to keep your family and belongings safe. One new idea for a great startup and killer social app is right in front of you. Enter The Sanjay Social Crime Watch. Voyeurs are an untapped resource in this country and accross the world. It's so easy: 1. Set up a web cam to watch your house 2. Submit the URL to Sanjay Social Crime Watch 3. Allow the members of the Sanjay Social Crime watch to monitor the status of your home and family members. For every tip for a member of the crime watch that leads to the arrest of a rappist, murderer, extortionist, mobster, peeping tom or burgalur a point is awarded. The points can be cashed in for prizes such as a coffee mug, dinner at Chilis, keychain. This is the best way to make money off of fear and sloth. Don't mistake this idea for some sort of scam. Act today.

Clothes Division

Go ahead and just think about technology. How far we have come in the information age and in this new millenium? It's so crazy how wide the technology gap is! There can actually be a clothing store that helps bridge the divide. Enter the TECH GAP. You walk in there is a mature side and a youthful side to the store. The middle of the store is a collection of cafe tables where shoppers of both ages on either side can go to talk about technology. Some of the latest fashions can be obtained for older and newer people. Dungarees can be bought on the old side and skinny jeans on the new side. Information overload can be overwhelming in today's technological climate, most old people over 35 need help from the younger generation to help them navigate these treacherous waters. The good part is all of their money is green. You will make boatloads. The TECH GAP takes payment in cash, check, revolving credit and iphone format.